10 Hilarious Short Stories That Will Transform Your Life

5. Politeness and Lies

At a banquet, Mark Twain sat across from a lady and politely said, “You are truly beautiful!”

The lady, unappreciative, arrogantly replied, “Too bad I can’t say the same about you!”

Mark Twain calmly remarked, “That’s alright; you can just tell a little lie like I did.”

The lady felt ashamed and lowered her head.

Insight: The stones you throw may trip you up instead.

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